So my precious baby boy Murrey went to the groomers today
and he came back looking like a fat head, muppet, bubble head.
He looks so fucking cute,
in like a "uh he looks weird, but kinda funny, actually its a little cute, ok, he's so fucking cute" kinda way.
I finished my exhibition paper like a couple hours ago
It was suppose to be about 250 words, but lets be serious, we're adults here and 250 words is some ESL/ special education shit.
soooo as a way to show how ridiculous i think this professor is i wrote a 700 word paper. BOOYAH!
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it hummmiee.
Exciting updates are...
I'm getting a car wash tomorrow [its about time cause my car was beginning to look like Bootstrap Bill]
I got a $10 gift card to BUCA so i'm totally gonna go fill up on wine and bombdiggity comida italiana.
I have no school thursday, yippy!
I'm going to start to get bi-monthly allowances from my mommy. yippy!
that is all. goodnight/morning
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BOOTSTRAP BILL!!! LMAOOOOOOO. i love you, you crack me up.
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